I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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