we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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