Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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