we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I cannot find my penis.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
...so i touched it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
