Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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