drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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