I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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