I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
im on a boat
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