why didn't you poke me back
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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