my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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