what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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