Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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