If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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