can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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