I CAN MOONWALK!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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