I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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