my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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