There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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