Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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