I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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