Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
