Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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