I should be sponsored by Trojan
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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