like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
vagina is talking i cant
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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