Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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