yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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