New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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