She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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