I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Never underestimate the power of titties
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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