My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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