Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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