fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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