But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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