if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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