erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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