My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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