ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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