if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
