It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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