dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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