I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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