i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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