Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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