Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Every concussion has its silver lining
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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