Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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