Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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