Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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