i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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