Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize