Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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