one two three fourrrrnication!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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