So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize