i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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