I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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