This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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